The Moon Conspiracy Theory You've Never Heard Before

1. Conspiracy theorist sitting in a dark room


Theorist: The moon controls all the earth's oceans, but...what else does it control?


2. Tight shot of theorist's face


Theorist: Wait a minute


3. Shot of a table with photos of several govt. buildings and monuments at night, the moon is present in all of them.



Theorist: Oh my god.


4. Theorist stares outward with paranoia.

Theorist: How deep does this g-

 5. A giant ocean wave crushes the theorist.

End.